oh my god I finally understand why someone can have the key to your heart
because your heart is locked away inside of a chest
How do you know? Did you actually offer it some?
Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.
I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.
did you just
Sit the fuck down.
this is very calming
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
This is the sort of parent that we’re going to be
These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.
your cashier might be gay
your bartender might be gay
the guy sucking your dick might even be gay
ok but one of my favorite things ever is the fact that the Sniper apparently writes these little Christmas tags that he puts on his festive huntsman arrows ??? i just, that’s so fucking silly it’s adorable
it’s like he has absolutely no life like he has so much free time that he sits in his van writing all of these for people he doesnt even like
i feel like pop punk is hardcore’s little brother that wants to be tough but likes cuddles too much
He told me:
If you want to cut yourself,
then you’re going to take my arm,
look me in the eyes,
and cut as many times as you would yourself.
I told him:
I couldn’t hurt you like that.
and then I understood.
everything.
I love thsi site